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Everyone seems to be mad at everybody else close to the tip of “The Actual Housewives of Orange County” this week, however the Tres Amigas aren’t fairly achieved with their final evening on the Riviera Maya in Mexico.

It’s 12:30 a.m. and Shannon Storms Beador, Tamra Choose and Vicki Gunvalson are nonetheless at it. Tequila. Dancing. Tequila and dancing on high of the bar.

“Tonight, to have the ability to all dance on a bar high collectively, although we’re outdated women,” Shannon says, bringing Tamra and Vicki in for a bunch hug. “We will typically nonetheless have enjoyable.”

Sure, you possibly can! And usually we’d make just a few jokes right here in regards to the outdated women atop the bar, attempting to not fall down. However this week? Yeesh. Actual life intruded on the semi-reality of the present when information broke that Shannon received popped on suspicion of DUI and hit and run after police say she actually drove right into a home in Newport Seaside on Saturday.

This week’s episode began with Shannon and a number of other of the others going snorkeling to take a look at sea turtles, a candy second that — wait, what? They’re pouring tequila into their snorkels to take photographs by mouthpieces? Ugh.

Not a great look, on a present that at instances makes questionable selections on how you can spotlight the housewives getting hammered on digital camera. See Exhibit A, the time most of the housewives ridiculed and disparaged former housewife Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s resolution to cease consuming as a result of she’d determined she is an alcoholic.

OK, again to the enjoyable and video games, corresponding to they had been, which in truth wasn’t a lot enjoyable in any respect. With solely the finale to go subsequent week this season’s reliance on who-said-what-about-whom gossip and recriminations is fortunately virtually over.

The episode picks up with the aftermath of the earlier one, through which Tamra, with slightly assist from Vicki, had as soon as once more left Jenn Pedranti in tears by trashing her boyfriend Ryan for his acknowledged promiscuous previous.

In her room on the Mexican resort, Jenn calls Ryan to ask him if there’s something extra he wants to inform her — Tamra had claimed Ryan was carrying on for a 12 months behind Jenn’s again, whereas Ryan had beforehand solely admitted to a single one-nighter throughout a interval of a number of months when he and Jenn had been taking a break from one another.

Ryan appeared honest in his insistence that that’s all there may be, however dude, if you’re on a break, learn a ebook or one thing and go away the women alone for a scorching minute.

The subsequent day the ladies divide up. Group Turtles ‘n’ Tequila contains Gina Kirschenheiter, Emily Simpson, Shannon and Tamra. Group Parasailing has Heather Dubrow, Taylor Armstrong, Jenn and Vicki.

The Turtles spend extra time on the boat so far as we are able to see. Shannon roughly slides down the aspect of the boat, scraping her arm, as a result of she’s afraid to get within the water. The standard housewife joke in regards to the heat water — who peed?! — is each bit as humorous because it all the time is. These folks.

The Parasailers are extra entertaining partly as a result of the sight of an outside therapeutic massage session on the way in which to the boat triggers Vicki’s reminiscences of the 2 instances she had a therapeutic massage that ended extra fortunately than most usually do. On the boat, she proceeds to inform the others precisely how that works. Heather’s mouth actually is agape, whereas Jenn seems to be terribly confused with a splash of embarrassment thrown in.

Then tag-teaming the parasail with Heather, Vicki screams bloody homicide your complete flight. She is so loud you completely know that simply exterior the body, 1000’s of parrots take off to flee the caterwauling.

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